Gryffindor Tower's Hidden Room

The nastiest little corner of Gryffindor Tower

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Up in the Tower, they're all locked away,
For all of us heathens, they claim that they pray,
But I think their Harry and Ginny are wrong!
Do they have to keep humpin' to that same old song?
You won't find socks here,
Just Ginny split wide,
As Harry holds her down, and then slides right inside!
The Empress of Evil, my friends, is now here,
To save you from bad smut, so never you fear.